Thursday, June 26, 2008

Trashy Tiquila Tuesday at it's finest

So this is a combined post..Today I wll be discussing the Jerry Springer inspired "Happy Hour" reunion special of Tila Tiquila and the new season of America's Best Dance Crew.

As one could have expected, plenty of drama ensued on the reunion of Tila Tiquila. We saw chairs flying, people trying to fight and lesbians making out. There were a few moments where I forgot what show I was watching and I couldn't help but thinking..scripted....jerry springer..what!?!

As his usual little jack-butt self... Jay was obnoxious and peddled backward when discussing his heart to heart and apology he made to Bo after Chad broke his chin...saying on the show originally..that it was a cheapt shot..but on the special..claiming he never said that... There was also a good verbal throw down between Laura? (the other Jers-ian) and Jay...which should embarras and decent human(if any)that happen to reside in the Garden State.

One semi-brief and decent moment I found was when Sabrina talked about getting kicked out of a baseball game because she was kissing her girlfriend and it was nice to see that they briefly talked about stupid people and their prejudice...of course we need to make attention and so Brittany makes out with her and says "THATS WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN KICKED OUT FOR!"

The trashiest moment of the night would have to be the big hublub scene between Bo and Chad( ps-they made him sit in a cage). With lots of yelling, security holding Bo Back and both stripping off their shirts and preparing for a fight...It disappointed me. It was a side of Bo that we hadn't really seen.However, it did lead to a one point Bo said "I have nothin to lose now" which led me to wonder... did he lose? Does he have nothing to lose because Tila won't get mad at him for being stupid because she chose Kristy?

The rest of the show was pretty uneventful and just highlighted things we already knew. Jay was a tool, Glitter cried too much and Chad was ridiculous.

Of course, the host asked Bo and Kristy who wins and they wouldn't spill the beans. So I guess we'll just have to tune in next week for the big finale.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

It's almost here

My apologies for the lack of a blog last week, when Tila was stupid and kicked off my absolute FAVORITE lesbian ever(next to my BFF that is) and sent Brittany packing.

The 3 contestants and Tila went on a mini-vaca to Cancun, Mexico-nice and trashy. I KNOW!

Where Tila had an individual date with each of them, and also more than likely slept with each of them. Which led me to the thought and question, on how many people this woman's probably had sex with over the course of the show!! And once again, REALLY!?! How could someone go on this show really hoping to find love WHEN you know she's also "falling in love" with 3 other people.

I give Kudos to the 3 contestants for bringing it up to Tila during a lunch. When Tila seemed to get a bit upset because they were holding back at times and not sharing emotions and they're like. "Well HELLO, we have a much greater chance of getting hurt. You'll have someone in the end no matter what. We might not." Which further supports my feelings that Tila is just an attention seeking whore.

Anyway. Now that Brittany is gone, I really don't care about who wins. Really, I'm glad that Brittany got kicked off. She could do much better, but it still sucks to see my favorite lose :(

Anyway, of course MTV had to prolong the suspense and tonights episode is a reunion with everyone back together and I am sure that drama,fights,and tears will ensue. Maybe this time Jay will balls up and punch Bo instead of bieng a pansy and just talking. And I wonder if Chad will apologize to Bo for breaking his jaw. AND I wonder what the two lesbians who got kicked off the first episode for making out with eachother will have to say for themselves.

Whats disappointing though, is that while I am very stoaked for next weeks finale. I'm pissed, BECAUSE I will be in South Dakota for family vacation!!!! Meaning, I am going to be a little on the behind on who won. Even though, after reading up on my spoiler alerts,its been leaked Kristy wins, we'll just have to see.

Anyway, thats my two cents on the two cent tiquila.


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

It's about time

She finally did it.

He's gone and I'm elated.

Tila FINALLY took the drink away and Jay's shot at love is now over!

Last nights episode had Tila visiting the families of her final 4 contestants; Jay,Brittany,Kristy and Bo.

Tila visited Bo's hometown in Ohio and met his family, as well as a few of his football players (Bo's a HS football coach). It kind of seemed hokey and I had to wonder why only 4 members of Bo's football team got to talk to Tila. Did the rest actually hate him? Overall, Bo's visit for me was okay. It was cute and they seem to fit but it wasn't anything fantastic.

Kristy took Tila ice skating and they had a brief *tear* heart to heart moment. As Kristy confessed she regrets stopping ice skating and really wanting to go back to it. Kristy's family however seemed a bit po-dunk too and her aunt's hair looked like it belonged in a 90's trailer park. THey got a bit raunchy and we saw Tila spanking Kristy's dad and motorboating her aunt.

Brittany's date solidified her status as my favorite. She made Tila a card and gave her the most random dinner ever; texas pickles, white rice, fried chicken and grape soda-which Tila had said in weeks past were her favs. Brittany also showed Tila her baby album. All this was a new side of Brittany we hadn't really seen and I loved that Brittany also said "I'm not in love with her yet. But I'm definitally on my way there. We also met Brittany's roomate, BFF and dad (whom she was reunited with at the age of 16).

Finally, the most disturbing portion of the show was Jay's family visit. I was shocked to see that this white trash jersey boy actually came from good money. During the visit I felt like I was watching a fucked up soft core porn flick. With Jay's mom and step mom kissing. Tila giving Jay's dad a lap dance with giving his mom a kiss and the whole family passing Tila around the hot tub like a bottle of Andre, I did a little baby vomit in my mouth.

When it came time to eleminations I got nervous. It came down to Jay and Brittany and I vowed to not watch the rest of the season if Jay stayed. But Tila delivered the best line ever and sent Jay packing when she said "Jersey called and they want you back"

Naturally, the douche, whom 10 seconds earlier had been gushing about his love for Tila, turns around throws a hissy fit and breaks things, including scarring up his own hand when he punches a wall.

So, now its down to Bo, Kristy and Brittany as next week they battle it out in Cancun, Mexico.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

A sick addiction

I admit it. I am a fan of Tila Tiquila. Please no judging.

While you'd assume I wouldn't like the show for a number of reasons:
1) I actually get quite annoyed with people who go on reality television and honestly believe they can find love, especially MTV
2) my personal views on "bisexuality"
3)because people on these shows usually annoy the hell out of me
4) Because, we have 3 seasons of Flavor or Love, multiple the bachelor and bachelorette's, and "SPLITSVILLE" ( and a second season of Tila Tiquila, YET people think that gay marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Regardless,I have succombed and now look forward to my Tila Tuesday's with my fellow conference staff members.

I admit I'm a late bloomer. I didn't watch the first season, due to my being out of the country, but I've managed to faithfully follow this season.

These next few episodes promise to be intense, with Tila visiting the final 4 contestants; Jay,Bo,Kristy and Brittany, families. It's getting down to the wire and I thought I'd offer my input on who Tila should pick.

For starters, I was greatly disappointed in Tila when she kicked off Lisa in last week's episode for being real and actually honest. Tila got a bit upset when Lisa told her she wasn't in love with her yet, because it was hard to fall in love with someone who was also dating 10 other people at the same time. *WHAT* someone real and Tila gave her the boot. In my opinion, this was a big mistake. I had picked Lisa as the only one stable and ready for a real relationship. With that said here is my analysis of the remaining contenders for Tila's heart.

Bo-To put it simly, Bo is way too good for Ms. Tiquila. I would venture to guess that Tila is more of a bottom shelf Tiquila and I see Bo with a nice top shelf, like Petron. A nice classy lady, with goals and ambition. I see him having cute little kids and a white picket fence. A scene I don't picture Tila desiring.

Jay-Jay's a tool!!! He's annoyed me since day 1 and I don't give a shit that he's from Jersey. I can see these two working out, just because they're both perfect MTV material.

Kristy-Kristy is a question mark in my book. I have a feeling she'll make it to the final 2 if not win, just because we haven't seen much of her all season. She seems pretty chill though. She's definitally attractive and doesn't seem like she's a big DQ or anything.

Brittany-Brittany has been my solid lesbian favorite all season. She's got that hot-semi-alternative type thing going on and I love her personality. However, I don't see her ready for a real relationship. I think her feelings are probably legit. But can see them fading in a few months and moving on.

So, at this point and minute if I had to pick someone, I would go with Jay. Even though I don't like him, I see a possibility of him and Tila working. Bo is too good, Brittany is too fun and young. and I can see Kirsty being with a guy (if you take a look at her bio on, she is actually a bi-sexual).

However, last time I checked I am not one to speak on sucessful relationships, so we could really probably take my opinions with a grain of salt.

I guess we'll just have to see.

Until next time.


Sunday, June 1, 2008

Summer Sun and Working Fun

So, I need to get back to blogging and summer is the perfect time with me having a job where I sit at a desk for 8 hours,filing and etc. I think I could manage.

I don't have a whole lot of time to get into a whole montage about whats gone down the past forever, but rest assured it has kept pace with my track record and I've stayed busy and have continued to have those stories occur in my life that writers couldn't even come up with.

This summer I'm sticking with the same job as previous, Summer Conferences, only this year I'm a student supervisor which = more $ and getting to semi-tell people what to do. I tried working at my new serving job on the side, but its not going to pan out :( This job is too "on call" and crazy scheduly. Which sucks because I LOVE the restuarunt I'm at. But i have been told I can most definitally come back in the fall.

I once again fail at the dating game in life. It's like a big oxy-moronic type ordeal. I"m definitally not out there looking for a boyfriend. I'm perfectly content being single. However, I manage to run into guys that made me think I should give it a shot and things'll turn out differently. BUT I'm always wrong. The most recent incident revolved around a kid I "saw" for a couple weeks back in April and I thought things were going great and then BOOM no more hearing from him. SO a month+ goes by. I decide to text him one day. i do. We start talking and he wants to hang out. Well, one night last week, I hang out with him and a couple of his friends, we have fun and J and I talk. He apologizes for being stupid and not talking, explains that he was scared. He liked me but has been hurt in the past .etc. etc. bla bla...I assure him I like him and am not that type of person. We had previously agreed to try and hang out on Monday if he didn't have to work, so I tell him to call if he can get together.WELL, no call/txt. SO I assume he'sworking. I text and say, "hope work was fun etc. etc" nothing back. I give him the benifit of the doubt and assume he was busy and forgot the text and text him midday Tuesday and say HI...nothing back. Now, I am assuming he's ignoring me or whatnot. So I quit. WELL, I decide yesterday to give him one more shot and text. NOTHING BACK! So yea, Its just lame and dumb and confused and I don't get how someone who has been so worried about getting hurt etc. can turn around and do that..whateves..over it..but yea, thats just another story.

but yea. I need to head off to work. BUT look for more blogging coming soon!